reading makes you a goddamn psychic
i was lying on the couch and heard someone say “resolution!! Resolution!” (DAT’s our sailboat’s name)
Then i go outside and they’re like “resolution! And they’re so excited and they’re looking at our boat like ‘whoa!’”
And I immediately ask “oh you guys know peter?”
and of course they did
And that’s why they know our boat
We are the only three sailboats in the Mediterranean made by the same boat maker
It’s like dragon ball z! If you collect all three together you get powers
Anyway so Seb was like “how did you know that they knew peter? They didn’t even say anything except resolution.. how did you come to that conclusion?”
“I’ve been trying to tell you this a million times but you didn’t want to listen!! READING MAKES YOU PSYCHIC. What did you think they were going to say like ‘oh we saw you guys on the seapeople app you are sooo famous’ no of course not that story wouldn’t pan out”
Mm yes i love this gift!!!!!!!